Up until last night I was out of ideas besides wandering through the old city hoping to stumble upon the rare and exotic fabric called Nylon. Unfortunately wandering through the press of humanity called the old city is pretty close to my fear of heights, which is unfortunately a quite powerful demotivater. The eve last, however, my fortune turned and I met a interior design teacher at a local design school who happens to know fashion design teachers at said school. Oodalalie! So hopefully one of these mascots of the fashion world will be able to appease my requirement for rip-stop nylon and the plethora of camping equipment that its abundance will produce.
Thursday, December 20, 2012
From Brimming Optimism to Crushing Defeat and Back Again: A Hanger's Tale
Up until last night I was out of ideas besides wandering through the old city hoping to stumble upon the rare and exotic fabric called Nylon. Unfortunately wandering through the press of humanity called the old city is pretty close to my fear of heights, which is unfortunately a quite powerful demotivater. The eve last, however, my fortune turned and I met a interior design teacher at a local design school who happens to know fashion design teachers at said school. Oodalalie! So hopefully one of these mascots of the fashion world will be able to appease my requirement for rip-stop nylon and the plethora of camping equipment that its abundance will produce.
Saturday, October 27, 2012
A new mania
With no workshop here and even less people to play miniatures with than I had in Ohio (which was 1) I have now turned to a new mania. In the summer of 2002 I went backpacking in the Jenny Lakes wilderness. I had been on a few trips before as well and I loved it every-time. This time I had a herd of ping pong ball like mice running over my chest while I slept under the stars. Rodents using my body as part of an obstacle course made me uncomfortable but camping, especially backpacking, makes me feel alive. Being in the woods with some friends, climbing to the top of Mt. What's its name, it makes me feel alive. But did I have to hurt on the ground and kill myself in the hike to enjoy it? I started thinking about hammocks over tents in those days and even brainstormed about bug and rain protection but never took active steps towards my goal. Then in 2011 I went backpacking in raccoon creek st park in PA and killed myself with a super heavy backpack. I was also starting to feel my age and did not sleep nearly as well as I did when I was a youngster. I started to look into lightweight and ultralight backpacking which brought me into contact with Hammock Forums. Here I found a bunch of crazies who, like me, thought hanging from a tree would be the better way to camp. And several did it with packs 1/3 or even less than I was used to carrying. With my body falling more and more out of shape and my knees hurting even more this was sounding like an interesting solution.
So in the midst of working almost continually I have been dreaming of sleeping in a hammock. I have been looking to find rip-stop nylon (to build my own hammock) and today I finally touched bases with a supplier, so I'm stoked. I want to hang as a family and I have already designed (in my mind) some sweet kids hammocks. Once the I get some nylon hopefully we will be cooking with gas.
I ordered a hammock from Olive Planet (as this was the only one I could find that was anywhere near long enough for me). So I have a hammock on the way.
I swung by Adventure on the rocks and picked up 2 Petzl Spirit carabiners. Can't say enough nice things about this guy. He also has pointed me in the direction to get materials for making my own hammocks and quilts. This is the beginning of my suspension system. For my personal hammock (to be procured before the pending Goa vacation) I'm still in need of a few things:
1) Polyester webbing straps (tree huggers) this is to protect the trees from getting hurt from the hammocking process.
2) Dyneema rope. I am trying to contact boat companies in Mumbai to get it. Amsteel Blue is the big American brand but is pure unobtainium here in India. Marlow is available and I'm going to try and get 3mm Excel D12. This stuff only weighs practically nothing and can support 993 kg. I don't even weigh that much. I am going to make woopie slings and soft shackles with it. That's right. Woopie slings...and soft shackles.
3) Bug netting (I won't need this at the beach but it will be needed before I will actually treck with this setup.
4) Tarp. I thought this would be the trickiest but found a material for sale here called Silpaulin. Not only does the webpage have a picture of a buff Indian guy trying to rip it but I think (according to its waterproofiness and weight) to basically be silnylon. So if I go for the lightest stuff I'll be rocking the cash box.
To get my family set up I'll need more of the same and the nylon which I have finally sourced.
Oh, and I'm not writing about my bike because I am too terrified of Indian bureaucracy to get my license and
registration taken care of.
Monday, July 23, 2012
Paging Dr. Wasteland
Paging Dr. Wasteland: One man's crusade to heal DayZ's zombie victims
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2012/07/the-healing-touch-dr-wasteland-brings-hope-to-day-zs-grim-world/3/
Monday, July 16, 2012
This planet is getting smaller.
Shot from the ISS in Low Earth Orbit. Fascinating video of the night side of our planet. The auroras dance and play along the thin line of our atmosphere that is all that stands between us and the hostile universe outside. Meanwhile, lightning filled storm clouds roll over darkened continents and clear skies reveal the light of civilization spread across the land.
Sunday, July 8, 2012
The Glint
Saturday, June 16, 2012
[Insert SPHERE reference here]
Saturday, June 2, 2012
Catfish Prints
http://pinktentacle.com/2011/04/namazu-e-earthquake-catfish-prints
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Cumin Soda
Sunday, May 27, 2012
The Age old Story of a Girl and her scooter
I was happy with this compromise, as happy as anyone is with a compromise, when I sent my darling wife to the store with my adorable daughter to pick up some ice cream for a few guests who were coming over for the evening. When they came home I was regaled with the story of how a neighbor was also frequenting the selfsame establishment and offered my dear girls a lift on her self propelled motor scooter. Now my wife has always been a Mod and not a Rocker so it was no surprise to me that she enjoyed the experience. What surprised me was how much she enjoyed it. Particularly the smoothness of the CV transmission. So, canny fellow that I am, see a splendid opportunity here. I can have a motorcycle like I always dreamed of, and I can also have a wrenching project that with the proper application of spanners and know how will produce for my wife a scooter for her grocery trips and short jogs in the neighborhood. Not only will I get to dirty my hands and possibly do some Rusty Sprocket customization but my wife and I will both have wheels, as long as it is not the monsoon season. Hopefully you will see in coming posts the journey that an unknowingly fortunate scooter will take from scrap to Mod splendor.
A Tale of 3 motorcycles
So when I came to India I leaned towards Yamaha. Bajaj is an Indian company that is very common and produces good bikes for the money. Hero and Honda both also are here but something about Yamaha keeps bringing me back. Everywhere I look, if I see a bike I like it ends up being one of the FZ models by Yamaha India. Yamaha makes the FZ-16, the FZ-S (two color variety) and the Fazer (Sports tourer with fairing). They all have the same 153cc motor (which is pretty good sized for most Indian bikes).
Yamaha RX135 |
Yamaha SZ-R |
Yamaha FZ-16 |
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Inspirations in simplicity
Tridays Triumph Scramber |
Deus Triumph Cafe |
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Brass and Steam
You can buy me almost any patch from this Etsy Store and I'd be pretty stoked. |
That day in age does engender itself to imagination and fantasy, however, and I have always held a weak spot for books or films that reflected certain aspects of this internal leaning that I had. I have yet to delve into the true works of original steam punk such as Joules Vern, but I love reading modern books that reflect similar sentiments. The Edge Chronicles, Larklight, The Dangerous Book for Boys, The Series of Unfortunate Events, Thunderer, and other books that I can't find online. I never realized that there were other people who enjoyed such things as well.
Make a Telegraph that clicks out RSS feeds at Steampunkworkshop.com |
Unfortunately, as I sit here with my laptop, in a Goodwill striped button-up, wafting the sour sent of tropical body odor, I realize that I am neither. I am a guy who loves mechanical things. I am a guy who loves the gleam of brass and the warm glow of polished aluminum. I also have painted little men and pretended that they were fighting epic battles. I smoke a pipe, read old books, and also play flash games for hours on end. Like most everyone who is not attempting to emulate the hottest celebrity of the hour, I have a unique idio-culture mix. Luckily for me, after being in Hyderabad for about 3 weeks I think I am the only one in this city to claim any of them.
Friday, April 13, 2012
Blood Bowl
For those that are interested in miniatures games, sports, and competitive league play.
My userID is champblue
You can find the entire rule book for Blood Bowl free from the manufacturer at this location:
http://www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m1310002_BB_Complete_Blood_Bowl_Rulebook.pdf
Sunday, April 8, 2012
RV90: The Dilema
So a few weeks ago we set back to work on the machine. We had already reset the points (which were way off) and had provided a spark, which was the initial problem with the machine, no spark. We also took out the carb.
After soaking the carb in Pinesol for a few days we rebuilt it. We have since found out that we didn't clean the fuel inlet line and no gas is getting to the float bowl, and the float bowl is leaking so we removed the carb again.
Though we weren't getting fuel, we still could not get any kind of pop or crackle when we used starting ether. It would just pump it right out of the exhaust pipe. Very frustrating. We did find that the spark plug had some grimy mud on the end. I had seen this once before on the old plug and thought that it was a minor issue. Now there is more mud on said incendiary device.
A little history of the VanVan:
It was once fully submerged.
So to inspect the source of this mud we took the head off of our stubborn little 2 stroke ad there was a bit of this brown muck on the piston head and cylinder. We did wipe off a significant coating of the brown combustion retardant and tried to kick her over again, hoping it was a localized problem. Apparently 2 stroke motors can mump mud into the cylinder as efficiently as gas-air mix. So we decided it was time for a closer look.
Last week my buddy and I removed the motor from the VanVan, which only took about 45 minutes. We will now take the head and Cylinder off and see if the mud is going to require the case to be split, which I am now 90% confident that this will be the required answer.
Bummer.
Thursday, March 8, 2012
To those who would fix the world
http://www.reddit.com/r/worldpolitics/comments/ql2ij/kony_2012/c3yjo0s
Have I supported IC with my money and time over several years? Yes. Do I have an IC inspired tattoo? Yes. Is IC the only organization I give to because they have cool videos and I have no heart or brain? No.
As I read the comments above I wanted to be upset, but I couldn't been. Maybe it is because I am sleep deprived or maybe I'm just tired of the joke. People were upset that IC doesn't give all their money to developing Northern Uganda. I think that simply shows that they, like most everyone else, responds to these sort of things in the usual "fly-by media" way, as old Rush would say. They see a video, look up their financial stats and criticize them for being selfish. Is a group that sends people all over the country going to do so without paying for a ton of airline tickets, probably not. The purpose of Invisible children is not solely to develop Uganda. The primary purpose of IC is to get Americans interested and involved. The very fact that people are talking about the new Kony video, on both sides of the isle, is proof that they have been successful. If they made documentaries that were not hip and cool with sweet music and moving cinematography would our generation watch? Probably not. I think that it is interesting that we are a culture that demands to be entertained to pay attention and then criticizes those who understand that fact. It is very difficult to send a message these days without wrapping it in an artsy-cool veneer. And like most good veneers, that stuff is expensive.
I am also confused that though I saw a lot of criticism from "the experts" that this not only is a bad way to generate attention for N. Uganda but is not a long term solution to the problem. Firstly, they did generate a lot of interest in a segment of the population that has a history of not caring meaningful about much of anything. Would a significant part of the population be talking about the heinous crimes being committed by the LRA if not for IC, I doubt it. I think it is interesting that the comments were so negative towards IC when they are merely feeding the appetites of the times. They understand that we are more interested in Snookie and the spoilers on our favorite tv show than on children being abducted and forced to mutilate one another. They understand that if something doesn't sparkle that the public attention will shift without notice. I think that these commentarians should be more upset at the apathetic decadence of our culture than a group that is attempting to do some good by leveraging said culture. Secondly, do I agree that US troops helping national soldiers capture Joseph Kony is the cure for the turmoil in central Africa? No. I think very few people are as naive as that. I don't think that IC is trying to say anything of that nature. They saw something that needed fixed and actually did something about it. Are a lot of issues in Africa a direct consequence of western imperialism? Absolutely. Does that mean we should not help African nations? I doubt it. Would the US go to Uganda if there was no oil there? Hard to say but probably not. Will Uganda profit from the infrastructure and work provided by oil exploitation? Yes. I totally agree that it would be so much better for indigenous corporations to extract the oil and give equal shares of the profits to all those living in Uganda. Maybe the CEO would work for the same wages as the new hires? Our world is horribly flawed but we can use the tools available to try and not only improve the world but also to try and improve the tools that we attempt to use. I did not see any offer for a better solution to the issues of Central Africa, which is probably good because if you thought you could spell out the fix for Africa in a post on Reddit you would be wrong. I guess we could propose that someone cure greed, that would probably do it.
Maybe the cynical voices on the webs are taking the time from their busy, humanitarian lives to post a comment about how IC is doing it wrong. They probably don't suggest a better solution because they have to get back to working on this better solution. Maybe. I would guess that many of them sit around and post on Reddit, and then go back to their decadent lives fueling the very global inequalities they criticize others for trying to fix with their consumerism and decadence. I could be wrong here. But I see a lot of people who feel like they can fix the world because of what they read on the Huffington Post but sit at their home, complaining about corporate greed while they ignore the 90% of humanity that is poorer than they are.
I want to address comparing the LRA's attrocities to Guantanamo Bay but it makes my head want to explode.
I have made and will continue to make posts about old motorcycles because I want to empower people to have a problem that they overcome with their own too hands instead of paying someone else to do it. Motorcycles are an easy way that is within the grasp of many Americans to develop some of the chutzpah that our culture has, for the most part lost. I believe that that same attitude should be applied to world issues. If you see something wrong in your community or your world you should get up and do something about it. If you see evidence that kids are being abused in your community you should not mind your own business, you should do something about it. If you see that children are being mutilated, forced to commit atrocities, and that girls are being kept as slaves to be continually gang raped by the masses of brain washed killing zombies around them, you should probably do something about it. At least IC did that.
Oh, and here is IC's explainations of some of the key attacks that the commentarians leveled against them.
Sunday, March 4, 2012
RV90 Day 1
Friday, March 2, 2012
Brian Despain
Vintage BikeGeek
I am positive that our RV90 is going to look nowhere as nice as this one |
Atticus began the journey in a very similar place to myself. Both of us started more likely able to assemble a light saber with the proper components than to rebuild a carburetor. When I moved to the state of Ohio in 2007 I did not know how to change my own oil. I did not even know what the purpose of a carburetor was. I dreamed of buying a bike my whole life and after working with a 'Winger for 2 years I finally felt like I could make the jump. When I bought my bike it was an ugly bagger. Large fairing, hardbags, huge windshield, it was the bike I never wanted but it ran and so I bought it. After it stopped working a short time later I tore out the carbs, the starter, and basically made the whole situation a whole lot worse. After I finally located the real problem was in the bus fuse housing I had a much bigger repair and rebuild than I had started over with. Luckily the motor was in good order but the carburetors were filled with rust and the bike was still ugly. Luckily my buddy Tony made the concession to allow a piece of 'Jap Junk' into his garage and under the ominous sign reading 'Harley parking only, Rice Burners will be crushed' we began to put Mio back together. We stripped her down to look like a real motorcycle and got the carbs tuned in and running great. My dream was to cafe the bike but I never had the time or money in the timespan available. Last summer she didn't run for a large chunk of riding season due to a failed brake system landing my in a ditch along the state route. But a few master cylinder rebuilds and SS brake lines later she ran (and stopped) like a champ.
Atticus pursued the motorcycle experiment after hearing tales of the mechanical chutzpah I had accrued during this time. After reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance he started to dig in. There is a perfect correlation between those nerds who read ZATAOMM and actually worked on their bike, and those who didn't. Interesting. After working on some ignition issues, putting mufflers on the straight pipes, and velo stacks on the intakes, he had a bike that ran and the courage to actually apply a tool to something mechanical.
All this brings me to a little 90cc beach bike that my buddy's father-in-law found in his barn. It has no spark, the tires are probably dry rotted, and who knows what condition the frame is in. The important thing is, though, that when we have applied our limited wisdom and intelligence to the project we will most likely have a running machine that was good for nothing more than scrap previously. This new buddy has very little mechanical experience and even less gusto but by the end he will be a code flinging grease knuckle like myself.
The FZ6 |
Part of what I love about motorcycles is they are very simple machines. The systems are easily visable, are easy to access, and easy to understand. Plus motorcycles are pure cool. I fell in love with the Kawasaki Ninja when I was 6 years old. I saw toy ninja at a flea market and it looked fast, and it was a Ninja. Ninjas are cool. Ever since then I liked motorcycles but new nothing about them. Then in college I stumbled on the Yamaha FZ-6. I have never totally been sold on crotch rockets. I have never liked cruisers. I can dig an occasional bobber, something nice a ratty but I had never heard of cafe racers at the time and this bike, a sporty but utilitarian bike, sang to me. As I started to dig deeper into bikes I found that there was a whole spectrum between a Harley Electroglide and a Hyabusa. And I was hooked. I started reading Cycleworld and similar rags and then, after college, I found an article about WrenchMonkees. I saw this bike:
Monday, February 13, 2012
It be about tyme
http://news.yahoo.com/cameron-hold-talks-scotland-independence-141702843.html
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Success!
I took a couple falls, but hey, we're working with sand and dirt here! Here's me trying to get it started again after a spill:
Damn sexy! Heading back over there tomorrow to get some more practice. I figure learning on sand will make roads all the easier. Next stop, a small neighborhood to practice in!
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Motorcycle Woes
See picture of my breaker points below:
I noticed the other day, when trying to get my bike to start up properly, that the ignition coils were severely overheating. Taking off the cover to the crankshaft and rotating it several full rotations with a wrench, I realized that at no point during the crankshaft cycle were the breaker points actually opening. The circuit was never being opened! That meant the coils' magnetic fields were never collapsing, never creating the proper high voltage necessary to start and power the engine.
I adjusted the breaker points so that at their farthest apart they'd be .3 to .4 millimeters wide, the specs according to my manual. Then, according to the manual, I was supposed to do what's called a "continuity test" to make sure that the circuit was being broken at the proper time in the crankshaft cycle. The way you're supposed to do this is to ground one end of the tester to the engine, and attach the other wire of the tester to one side of the breaker point. The you turn the crankshaft until you see the meter needle drop, indicating that there is no power flowing through the circuit.
The needle never dropped! It looked like, even with the correct gap between the points, the circuit was ALWAYS complete. The magnetic field still shouldn't be collapsing! But after that first gap adjustment, the bike turned on just fine!
How was the bike turning on while the circuit was constantly complete? More importantly, why is the circuit constantly complete! Electricity isn't crossing that gap between the breaker points when they're open. It must be crossing straight across the base plate that holds the points in place. Some sort of insulation isn't working properly in the circuit, allowing electricity to flow where it shouldn't.
Here's a picture of the way the wires are connected to the breaker plates. It's a zoomed in version of the picture above, zooming in just to below and to the right of the central hex bolt:
So the electricity flows up the black and white wires onto the each of the two screws at the connections indicated by the red circles. It goes onto the thin spring breaker plate (visible on the left connection coming out to the left and heading up-left off the picture) and, theoretically, along the plate up to the point. It also, in parallel, goes into the condensers (the metal cylinders seen at the bottom of the picture). At the same time, though, it looks like the electricity is flowing onto the bracket that holds the screw in place, and down the bracket onto the large circular baseplate holding this whole contraption in place.
So that's the first problem! In summary, I can't do a continuity test to make sure the circuit's connecting and breaking at the right points of the crankshaft cycle because, according to my instrument, the connection is always being made, even when there is a visible gap between the breaker points with no spark crossing.
Remember, all of this is without the bike running. When I start the bike up (which it does easily), I see sparks arching across the breaker points. This isn't supposed to happen. The voltage should not be high enough for a spark to cross a gap in the air - it's damaging to the breaker points. With a spark crossing many times a minute, breaker points develop pitting over time that can destroy them.
That's the second problem.
The third problem is that whenever I rev the engine over around 2.5k revolutions per minute (rpm), the engine sputters out of and dies. We believe that this is due to a timing issue - as the crankshaft turns faster and faster, you want the spark to be exploding gas in the cylinders at a different point of the piston's motion. This probably has something to do with the breaker points as well, but we can't check the timing if we can't do a continuity test, which we can't do since we constantly have a closed circuit!
And those are all the issues with my bike right now!
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Sweet Bike Blog
http://bubblevisor.blogspot.com/
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
The key is to isolate individual systems and test them, then components instead of thinking of the wiring loom as a whole.
Where to Start:
First step, Look at your wiring diagram. See how many grounds you should have, and then go through and find them all, look for any others. There is no point trying to track down other issues until you know your grounds are good and clean.
Clean them with scotch-brite or emery paper (300ish grit sandpaper) until the metal gleams on both the connection end and the frame/engine part.
Re-attach with dielectric grease
A lot of problems can be solved with nice clean grounds.
If a connection is super corroded put a new eyelet on it.
Completely replacing the main ground strap would not hurt.
Check the voltage at the battery with the bike off.
Check that your fuses aren't blown.
Check your voltage to the fuse and what it is after the fuse.
Headlight:
Understand your lighting system
I would recommend sketching out something similar to this to simplify the wiring diagram so it is not cluttered with other stuff (lowbrow has a really cool example):
http://www.lowbrowcustoms.com/index.php?l=page_view&p=tech_triumph_british_chopper_wiring_diagramsUse a voltmeter to see what tabs on the back of the light are getting juice when it is set to high beam. If the voltage is different on high vs low then the problem may be with the bulb (burnt out filament or power plan (4)). If it does not change, move back to the switch.
I know for my Yamaha Triple the headlight worked like this: One Ground, one hot for low beam and both hot for hi-beam. Once I traded out my bulb to a brighter one I had to change the wiring so that low was hot for hi but only the hot tab was hot for high beam. If the same thing happened for yours you should see if the high beam lights up if you only give the one tab a hot wire. See ill.
See if you can check the wiring in the switch to see if the issue is the switch itself or if it is the wiring between the switch and the lamp.
You can disassemble the switch (it is probably just a knife switch) if that is the problem.
I would normally recommend starting from the battery and tracing the current at each component on its way to the switch but since we know you have juice at the headlight than we don't need to do that.
Flashers:
Make sure you understand where the voltage goes to make your signal work.
Make sure that flasher relay is getting voltage when the signal is turned. If it does not than make sure the switch is getting voltage. There are probably grounds at each of the turn signal stems (where they bolt on) clean and dielectric grease them.
You can jump your bulb to see if the bulb itself works. B/c of the bi-metal switch in the relay if a bulb is burned out it will not have a circuit and the flasher relay will not heat up and therefore will not function.
I had a bad relay on mine and when replaced it worked properly. My flasher relay was one out of a motorcycle graveyard but I have since discovered that you can just pick them up at AutoZone. You can tell which relay is the flasher relay by the wires that go into it (using your handy wiring diagram). You can jump the circuit with the relay out and see if your lights light up (a good test to see if you relay is bad). You could probably just do this step first but it will be good to do the other stuff to get to know where everything is).
How to attach a connection or repair a break.
You can do a better job with a soldering iron but since I do not have one I usually go without. Trim back enough wire insulation to show the copper inside (usually about ½”).
Slip an appropriate length of shrink wrap over wire (make sure it will fit over the connector when crimped).
Cover wire in solder, insert into connector, and crimp. I use hefty channel-locks to make sure it is well crimped.
Slip heat-shrink over connection, and heat with lighter or hair dryer.
For wire to wire connections you can solder them together w/o the butt-connector and then heat-shrink but again, I use butt-connectors b/c I don't have a soldering iron.